Politics this, politics that.
Ever stopped to wonder what politicians are saying.
Ever stopped to wonder what politicians are saying.
The language of politics is much like ikota (bunny chow), where russians are thrown in with atchar, chakalaka, polony, egg, bacon, viennas and a dollop of spices. Just for shits and giggles.
Words like accountability are as hollow as the promises one makes to another during foreplay. Mumbled whispers to the effect of; I love you so much I’ll buy you a plane are as reliable as promises of accountability during election time.
Political language is loaded.
Stuffed to capacity with deception, misdirection and outright lies, political promises are all part of the smoke and mirrors of foreplay. As soon as one understands that, then when a politician is quoted as saying something that resembles selflessness to any degree it is to be expected that someone’s about to get screwed.
That’s because we should be old enough to know that one goes through foreplay as a means to an end, not for the sheer thrill of being rubbed up the right way and left turned on.
Next time you get an earful of political foreplay, whip out a condom and remember to ask for taxi fare in the morning.
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